Saturday, August 9, 2008

Chili's, Target, Bugs and Nubs

So we ate at Chili's again. It was me, Jill, and our four girlies. As usual we had fun, talked too loud, laughed too much and basically made fools of ourselves. Here's a picture of our handsome waiter, Sam. Don't you think he looks a bit like Freddie Prinze JR? Okay, upon looking at this photo here on the blog, he doesn't look anything like F.P. JR. He kinda looks like a dork.
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Now let me tell you about Gianna and her unending pit of a stomach. It's really almost scary watching this child eat because she's so tiny at 2-1/2 and 24 pounds, but she can easily pack away 1/2 a pound of pasta, or what Gianna calls Nee-nees. Not only can she eat that much but she does it quickly. She didn't just eat her entire plate of penne with alfredo sauce, but then also stuck her hand in Mikayla's bowl and started scooping out macaroni and cheese. I think she put away a few french fries too.
Here she is with a full belly, feeling very happy.
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Here's Mikayla doing her Achmed the Dead Terrorist face.
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Here's the real Achmed.










Shelia, I'm ashamed to say that I forgot to use the restroom at Chili's to take a picture of my darling self. I'm sorry, but I just didn't have the urge to "go"! I did take a self-picture at the table, but it's very scary. I'll put it here anyway. :::::::::::hanging head in ugliness shame:::::::::: Buffie dammit, I don't think the anti-"pugg" stuff is working!
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Of course I had to snap some pics of Jill and the kidlets. But could someone please tell Jill that if she continues tanning she's going to become radioactive or something? Either that or she'll look like George Hamilton. Either option is scary.


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As we left the restaurant Gianna was so cute and thanked Sam the waiter by saying, "Dank u nee nees!"

Next stop, Target. But wait, Jill has to snap a picture of herself in the car.
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Mikayla was like a whirling dervish in the girl's department, picking out some clothes for the start of school. I swear, she picked out about 7 outfits in ten minutes, flat. All the better for me. I had already been there earlier in the week and was overdosing on Tarjay, know what I mean? One quick spin around the shoe aisle and we were out of there! Here's me chasing down Jill...

And guess what? Poopy Pants was hungry again, and sucked down some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Little piglet!
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Here's Jill again. Nice boobage, sis.
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While waiting outside Walgreens for Jill I was getting bored, so started snapping pictures of myself. Shelia, I think you've created a monster! I'm sure people were wondering why there was a parked car with a bright light flashing every 2 seconds!
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So that was the Chili's and Target portion of this post, but where do the bugs and the nubs come in? Well, right here! It's me, Jill and Mikayla, all sitting out on the back patio late at night. Me, reading email and writing this blog, Jill and Mikayla giving each other pedicures. They've turned on a bright light so they can see what they're doing and spittle bugs and moths are dive-bombing us left and right. One goes down the front of Jill's shirt (poor thing probably smothered), ones flies directly at Mikayla's ear, and one hits me in the neck. Ewwwwwwwwwww! It's like something off the Discovery channel!

Mikayla was using the Ped-Egg on Jill's calluses and the skin was a' flyin' and the scraping noise was really getting to me. So, I decided to get some relief by taking pictures of the action! Look at Mikayla go, as Jill lounges back like a Diva with an envelope cushioning her leg from the table edge.
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Have I ever talked to you all about Jill's feet? Well let me describe them to you in simple terms. They look like Fred Flinstone's feet! You know, really wide, really flat, with incredibly small, chubby toes? Yep, that's Jill's feet in a nutshell. I call her toes "Nubs". And here we have a close-up picture for your entertainment.
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Jill was none too happy about my taking pictures of her in her disheveled state, especially because I was highlighting her ugly feet, so she thought that covering her face would keep me from snapping pictures or posting any pictures on my blog. Oh, how stupid of poor, nubby Jill. Doesn't she know better by now? Doesn't she realize that nothing is sacred to me when it comes to blogging?
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Here Jill, let sister make you feel better. I'll post a picture of my foot too! Ugly, yes. Nubby, no. Jill's hubby Mark calls me Monkey Toes. But lucky for me, I'd shaved the long hairs off my toes today and went and got a nice pedicure.
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And that's the end of Chili's, Target, Bugs and Nubs. Hope you enjoyed the show!

Until next time, Justine :o )

25 "Sister" Lovin' Friends Said:

  • Nikki via The Scarlett Rose Garden

    Um, that's quite the post there Jus'
    LOL!!
    and all along I thought my dad was the only one with true Fred feet!

  • French

    Ahh look at her doing Achmed (too funny) looks like you had fun! I know your excited to meet Gail! Let us all know how it goes! Hugs French;)

  • Naz

    LMAO you sisters are a riot! I know that if people frequent the same stores you do they will always remember you. I know I'd remember a woman calling Poopie Pants, that's a name worth remembering lol.
    BTW I have monkey toes too. At least they can pick up things so they are useful anyway.

  • mrsben

    Great Post Justine....my smile for the day.

    Cudn't help but notice Jill picking out sandals...OMG walk into our stores right now and its Winter Jackets, sweaters etc. on the racks; reason why us Canuks flock to the U.S.A. to shop. (Hell, I'm still waiting for Summer, lots of sunshine and all that stuff. For the most part all we've had is friggin RAIN!!!)

    HAVE A SUPER SUNDAY. {{Brenda}}

  • Four in Costa Rica

    I highly recommend dipping Chili's french fries in their warm honey mustard sauce. Ohhhh, do I miss that!

  • Life on Bonnie Lane

    Roflmao! My son is asleep in the floor here and I am trying so hard not to laugh real loud and wake him up! Omg, too funny! I love your story about the bug meeting its tragic smothering death in Jill's boobolas. I can just imagine the skin flying with the foot egg. Ugh!

    Kids are so cute. Gianna probably thanked him for the food because she must think he is some generous stranger who was just giving away this delicious food! By the way, I think he is cute, but you know me...an old horn dog.

    Kady

  • Buffie

    WOW! Your feet are 100 times better than they were before you got that ped egg!!! I love mine too! Your pedicure is so PRET-TAY!

  • Shelia

    Justiney! You silly girl, but I must say you look mahhhhhhhhvelous in your self portraits!! Too bad you forgot to snap in the bathroom. We must keep to the rules! Oh, to hear your voice! I hear a little New Yorkish, don't I? It's good to put a voice to the pretty little face. Loved the feet business! Nice pedicure! I'm glad you have such fun with yous sister. Wish I had one!! I don't even have a nasty brother!!
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia ;)

  • nikkicrumpet

    Again you make me laugh. I just love your stories and how you tell them. And...ummmm...them are some weird little toes...no offense lol. I do love the Achmed the dead terrorist face...well done!

  • NurseAnnie

    well, I thought I was the only a##hole who shaved my toes. lol. dirty little secrets.
    and about the nubs justine, considering our thumbs you have NO room to talk about nubs.

  • Justine

    Oh nice, Chessie! Let the cat out of the bag about our thumbs. Now people will be asking me to blog about THAT! Don't forget to go to Buffie's blog. She's a nut!

    Justine :o )

  • Justine

    Oh nice, Chessie! Let the cat out of the bag about our thumbs. Now people will be asking me to blog about THAT! Don't forget to go to Buffie's blog. She's a nut!

    Justine :o )

  • SchmeckyGirl

    Talk about a random post! LOL!

    I want to see Jill' toes from the top of her leg looking down. They really can't just be those little tiny things at the top of the foot in the picture!!!! Was she scrunching them!??!?!

    Waiter whathisface is not my type. lol.

    Poopyface and all the girls are adorable as ever! (pronounced eva!) lol.

    You guys have fun together and that's so cool.

  • Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity

    Justine, I loved your story. What a great girls day out. You are so.. funny!! Terrie

  • Justine

    It's Poopy PANTS, not Poopy FACE! ROFL!

    And yes, Jill's toes really are that nubby. I'll get her to take a pic from up above and post it for ya.

    Justine :o )

  • Tootsie

    you kill me! you haven't seen Fred's feet until you have seen my grandmother's! lol luv ya

  • Shelia

    Morning Justiney! Just checking in to see how sister Jill's toes are doing and if the bug left any marks. LOL Hope you've had a wonderful weekend.
    be a sweetie,
    Shelia ;)

  • Shelia

    Morning Justiney! Just checking in to see how sister Jill's toes are doing and if the bug left any marks. LOL Hope you've had a wonderful weekend.
    be a sweetie,
    Shelia ;)

  • Donna

    Justine.. I know exactly where to come for a good laugh! Your blog cracks me up! I love it! I still cant believe that you snapped a pic of your barney rubble toes and posted them on your blog.. LOL....

    Big Hugs!
    Donna

  • Linda

    Thanks for my Monday morning giggles!

    Can I borrow the kid with the peds? I'll tip good!!

  • Putz

    so treat tisme extra special, be organized for her so she doesn't get nervous

  • Feliz

    HA! I don't know where to begin. I will begin with I LOVE MY PED EGG. nuff said about that. You are one funny lady. Thanks for stopping by my blog yesterday. I am adding you to my blogroll as well!

  • Penny

    Can't you please call her "Cutie Pants" instead of poopie pants?! She's too precious to be called poopie. :-( Hey, maybe you can call her "precious pants". :-)

    Hugs,
    Penny

  • Picket

    Great day in the morning girl!!! I already told you I will be praying for you about the surgery...I do love ya girl...not this other stuff...lol lol girl i don't know if prayer will help that or not! lol You just ain't right! I am glad you got to meet Gail..but girl..YOU EAT SNAIL FRITTERS?????? OH don't even respond to that! lol Your shopping trips with Jill are hilarious..and the foot scraping in the dark with the bugs & nubs...good grief! lol lol her little toes look like little round balls of play dough just sitting there...oh sorry Jill nothing personal! lol lol Girl I would tell you to take up a hobby but I'd be afraid to see the pictures! lol lol Love ya girl...have a great weekend!

  • Sara's Sweet Surprise

    Miss Justine~I copied and pasted this link faster than you could say...NUBBIN LOVIN!!!
    This is exciting! I've never met another resident of Bedrock before. You tell Miss Jill... at least the size of our shoes are still a single digit number. It's the only single digit in my whole wardrobe. Where you almost need to be a mathematician to calculate the numbers (sizes)that hang in there. I use to try growing my toes hairs longer than my nubs, in hopes to make my toes appear longer...it does't work. That's why I have long hair too...it doesn't work. There's not enough camouflaging to make my Fred feet longer or my figure like Achmed (preferably with a tad more flesh).

    I couldn't get the blogger video to run. So I pushed it manually. As I was watching you film your sister...I thought my sis (who is 7 years older) wouldn't have been such a gracious sport. Then I reached the end of the tape to see her finger of disapproval. Yup, sisters are great fun. Although my sis and I didn't start out as friends. We use to fight like to chubby chicks, who just heard last call at the ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!
    Now, were too old,chubby and tired to fight. It doesn't hurt that we live in two different states. Out of arms reach!!LOL!
    Thanks for the visit!


    Sweet Wishes,
    Sara