...Un-named patient flies into rage and destroys surgical center. Suspect is on the lam and has not yet been located. Upon investigation of the facility, detectives found Dr. Asshole, anesthesiologist, in a custodial closet, wrapped up in IV line and strapped to an IV pole, naked. Said physician was also found with surgical tape wrapped around his privates, which later had to be removed by an R.N. Consequently, Dr. Asshole now has a nice Brazilian look. Dr. W, who was to perform un-named patient's surgery was unable to be reached for questioning.
If anyone sees a rather large woman in a hospital gown anywhere in the greater Jacksonville area, please contact your local authorities. Do not approach this woman, as we have every reason to believe she is armed with various medical equipment and can be dangerous.
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