Echo echo echo...

Hello ello ello elloooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Yep, there's a definite echo in here.

Does something stink? Besides my writing abilities, that is. Just wondering, 'cause I haven't been getting as many visits as usual and I'm just wondering if there's an offensive odor coming from the Froggy Bloggy.

Sniff sniff.

I've checked my pits and all seems fresh under there.

Note to self: Shave pits today.

I haven't seen one of these guys wandering around the blog.


Although if there had been one, I would probably adopt it and make it my blog's mascot. They're so damn cute, don't you think?

I dug around a bit in the archives to make sure there was nothing rotting away that I was unaware of.



Nope, didn't find any stinkies there either.

So what the hell is the problem, bloggers?

Here I sit, feeling left out like the fat kid on the playground. I couldn't possibly have done something so offensive as to keep scores of people away, right?

I've been visiting everyone's blogs on my blog roll, leaving comments as usual, but still... nothin'. Well, not nothing, but close enough that I'm feeling a tad depressed. A teensy bit sad. A smidge unloved. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Where have all my commenters gone? If you read this and don't leave a comment, just know that you're adding to my depression, leaving me a big, fat, empty shell of a blogger. Without your comments, why bother writing? I could be spending this time doing something contructive, like (gasp) cleaning. Don't make me go there people. Please don't make me!



Pssst! If you love me, you might love my sister more. Go visit her at Jill's Believe it or Not, and tell her I sent you!