Make sure you read to the end to find out who the winner is of my "gently used" book from the SITStas Spring Fling Giveaway!!!
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I swear blogger friends, if I see one more comment about Jill being oh-so-sweet and caring I'm going to slit my own wrists with a dull implement. You don't realize the cruelty that lives in her heart, the need to boast about her achievements, the absolute torment she puts me through at times.
Take yesterday, for example. I cannot even tell you how many times I picked up the phone and heard, not "Hey", not, "Hey, it's Jill", not, "What's up?" but, "Guess how many followers I have? How many do you have? I would answer and Jill would get all righteous and I'm-nicer-than-you-and-people-like-me-more, announce that she now has more followers than me and, then emit this outrageously evil cackle. I shit you not people.
Excuse me while I pull the knife from my back.
But not only had she done this to me no less than 10 times yesterday, but she got sweet, innocent Alexa, an unworldly 7-year-old, to join in her sick and twisted fun. In the background I would hear, "Aunt Tiney, how many followers do you have? Mommy has two bazillion now, and you don't!" (Insert childish maniacal laughter)
Did you hear that?
Oh look, I do believe that was my self-esteem!
Don't worry though. I'm not bitter or anything.
Do I regret badgering "sweet" sister Jill into blogging? Do I feel animosity because it seems that, apparently, people love her more than me? Do I feel extreme, gripping jealousy that she's accumulated more followers than I have, and in such a short time? Bet your sweet as I do! Of course not! She's my beloved sister and best friend and, I love her! I want only for her to slam her fingers in the car door and break each and every one, rendering her unable to type for her to find happiness and friendship here in blogland. Because I'm selfless like that.
But...
I might possibly be feeling a bit unloved.
I might possibly be feeling a teeny tiny bit jealous. (Gasp)
I might even be feeling a tad bit resentful toward my darling sister.
I might even be feeling a teensy bit angry.
But it's okay. I understand that Jill is not operating with all her mental faculties. We need to make allowances for people such as her.
It's okay really.
I'll survive the maligning of my character.
I'll struggle through the feelings of unworthiness.
I'll...
I'll...
Well...
I'll GET BACK AT THE BITCH!!!!!!
Oh yeah, game on, sista! GAME ON!!!
We now interrupt our regularly scheduled
The winner of my gently used and, possibly food-smeared book is...
Drum roll please...
Reeni from Cinnamon & Spice & Everything Nice! Congratulations Reeni, and thanks to everyone who participated. It was a blast!
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Jill is oh-so-sweet and caring.
Heh.
I mean, I want to help you out here, but that comment with "Mike Rowe" and "ewwwww" in the same sentence? Pure evil. And insanity. Pure evil and insanity mixed together in an evil, insane soup.
LOL! Watching you two squabble is probably the most fun thing about blogging. period. LOL! Ooo, and you know I love your Love is Never Wrong button. ;)
Funny post! I follow her too now, but I was yours first. :)
Congrats to your winner!
You make me laugh... I love it... You are GREAT! I LOVE reading your Blog.. I don't think I have even been to your sister's blog..... (yet that is) LOL
Dont worry Justine! I try to read your blog as often as I can...and I am going to sign up as a follower! There, feel better? (probably not, I think its going to take much more than that). ~Cindy~
hahahaha...you are so much fun, Justiney!! :) Thanks for the laughter and smiles today!
Love you girl! TONS! <---notice my spelling! hahahaha
**hugs**
Jill is the baby, the baby always gets all of the attention. It is the curse of having siblings. Of course I'm the baby too so I don't know your pain. hehehe
You should have dropped her on someone's porch years ago, it is too late now!
I don't have a blog, but I get totally annoyed that my husband has more "friends" on Facebook. Just the other day he "accepted" to some woman that apparently was a year older than him in high school. He has no idea who she is- but he liked her pictures and hey- he needed to still have more friends than me!
Game on WITCH! See I have enough respect to keep this blogging to pg13! MY NIECE DOES READ THIS! LOL! Isn't it funny that we were both decorating pictures of each other last night and neither of us knew it. I am on my way to your house this weekend. You better watch your every move...! You better sleep with one eye open.. better yet.. on nostril.. Did I spell that right.. lmao!
I just love a good Sister CAT fight. I have three sisters and I tell ya when I piss one off the claws come out. Now if someone else pisses them off we all have our claws out.
This should be very entertaining.
Have a Happy Day
Kris
ROFLMAO....you girls make me laugh!
Oh my Justiney! You know I love ya baby! You two are the funniest things and I love you both, but I knew you first! Now, you couldn't been like me and not had any brothers or sisters - then who would you be able to me mad at? LOL
Okay, I'm ready for the sister fight! :)
You are a sweetie and a funny one, too,
shelia :)
Hahahha.. I always laugh whenever I stop by your blog :-) hehe!!!
You girls are so much fun! BOTH of yoU!
MOnica
I'm beginning to be glad that I'm now following the both of you...
this is gonna be good.
Justine you get in there and fight!! More followers???? That just isnt right!!
I mean, who does she think she is??
Ok feel better now, I vented on your behalf!
Will you be needing me to make a special visit to referee a fist fight in around 5 weeks time???
You know for the love of both sets of followers a 'grown up' might just have to step in and give you both a talking to.
Sheeesh!
But good fun - Jill do YOU have an electric kettle? Now if you did.....
I was on your followers list first, does that count? Do you want me to do a post to get more followers for you. But, you have to admit she is sweet. LOL
I'm back home now, Donna is on her way to Perry with the rest of the crowd. I was done and Norm has a ton of committments. So now, I'll be catching up with my visits to everyone.
LOve Ya,
Chris
I am so ready to pee my pants. I am laughing so hard clear through the whole post! You are a trip! I will have to go visit your evil sister now and see what she is up to!!! My sister started a blog recently...... I may need to take lessons in revenge from ya later!!
Heather:)
Do you want me to delete myself from following her? This way you are at least one up on her.
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Oh, Justine........fear not, I love you. You are so hilarious and make me laugh.
I am going to try to become a follower.
Love you!!
Kiki
You know it's funny I started a blog just for people who STATED they WANTED to be part and ALThough that original number was in the 20's my readership has dropped to 5???WTF??? because they are TOO BUSY??? Wait AM I not the one doing all the friggin writing??? 40 thousand ++ words...!! hmmm No no I am not BITTER at all either....hmph...yep I totally understand where you are coming from.....French;)(sigh)
Hmmm, I have to admit that I added myself as a follower to her blog too...but it was only after I added you! lol
You guys are so fun.
Kady
I just love seeing how much you and Jill love each other!LOL! Congrats to Reeni for winning the book...Christine
Sisters. lol
My sister is the one who got me into blogging toO!
You have such a way with words ~ I can't wait to find out how your weekend together goes! Keep your notebook handy ~ I'm sure you will have plenty of Jillisms to get back at her with! I was your follower first too ~ hope that helps the blogger blues! Have a great weekend!
Girl get a hold of yourself! I have braved thru posts that have curled the hair on my chin....read thru posts that blazed the very lashes off my eyes....had to clean up the computer screen more than once from spitting all over it while reading said posts....screamed outloud and had to walk away and take a deep breath and come back...have been made to blush so bad my face could have lead Santa's sled thru the abyss & yet I still love you and come back...what more do you want from me woman!!!!!
Hi Justiney! Oh, I've just heard you're going to have visitors this weekend! Now you two girls had better be sweet. Naw, go ahead and be boogers - it makes for good blogging posts!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
I so needed a good laugh today! All three of my kids are home sick!! Yuck!!!
I love the pictures you used. You and your sister are too much!
Ok this is cracking me up!
I'm going to take me off anonymous just so that I'll show up on your followers list!!
Justeeeeeen you know we love you...and if it will help...just say the word and I will "unfollow" her...unless of course her bribe is better than yours lol!!! Just wait until you get that adorable puppy...that will bring the followers in droves...lets see her top that!
I have 2 sisters and I'm the middle child. SO - I have refereed many a good fight! I can also bring peace to ANY situation. Do you need me to come over this weekend???
Justine, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.
ROTFLMAO!! You know if I could follow you more than once, I would... ;)
LOL!! Sister love, YAY! Yes Justiney you were my first, but then along came Jillybean and it was twice the fun, thats all! I sure hope you give me some paint color advice, I'm gonna need it! My brother is good but he is slow. I cooked on the stove last night as I tiptoed across the newly grouted tile, it had been 4 nights and Butch was not happy about take-out anymore. I'm starting to think its gonna be another week before its all finished, boo hoo...I'll put up tile pictures as soon as you can see the tile, its still got the grouty haze on it! :-(
Justiney! I have an idea! Since you're a fantastic cook why don't you join us on Foodie Fridays! Your food would be excellent and I know we'd have a ball!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
Oh Boy another Sister fight...let me get some corn popped and get a great seat up front...Now Justine you know you love Jill more than your luggage girl!! and Jill shame on you for teasing your big sister NOT!! I now have to hop over and see what Jill has to say about you...bet its all wonderful...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
Hi.
Stopping by through SITS to say hello!
that is hilarious! you have 85 followers! that is awesome! how many does jill have? now I have to go and see.
ROFL!! You are stinkin' hilarious!
ROFLLLLLLLLLLL! Sisterly love is wonderful! IF it is any comfort, I think I have only visited her twice? {{{{Brenda}}}
Aw... but Jill IS so sweet and you're well... not.
Jill...I have been reading for a while, just not following! Shame on me!
I didn't know about Jill, but I will def check her blog out now!
I think I could have great blog wars with my sister....but she doesn't blog.
I'll be following for sure!
♥,Lilly
I am ROFLMAO, and I can SOOOOO relate! I came here from Nikki's blog, and decided to help you out by adding your blog to my list of blogs I follow! You can tell your sister, "So THERE!" while sticking out your tongue at her!