Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I’ll Finish the Sentences

Hi, my name is: Justine/Justiney/Tiney/Bitch

Never in my life have I been: Sloppy drunk.

I hate it when: I’m adamant about being right, and turn out to be wrong. (Case in point: tower climbers. Dammit!)

If you're going to talk smack about me: I’ll give you the cold shoulder. And poison your Cheerios.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: My father-in-law.

When I'm nervous: I shake like a leaf and get palpitations.

The last song I listened to was: My new ringtone that goes something a little like this: “Your sista’s on the phone. Oh yeah your sista’s on the phone, she wants to tell you something new. Your sista’s on the phone.”

If you were to get married today your maid of honor/best man would be: Definitely Jill. Duh. Can I have a best man too? I’ll take Steve from Ghost Hunters. Gotta save Grant for Alex.


He’s MINE!!!


He’s Alex’s!

My hair is: Really kind of cool, thanks to Larry and Sasha. Did I tell you guys that I’ve been swapping hair stylists? And that when I do it, the other one watches? It’s really quite kinky.

When I was 5: I got a cold sore inside my nose that was so huge it blocked my entire nostril. I still have scar tissue from it. Wanna see?

PSYCH! Or as stupid beautiful sister, Jill, would say, “Sike!”

Last Halloween: Was a total disaster. Nuff said.

I should: Probably steam clean the carpets, but I don’t wanna.

When I look down: I realize I haven’t seen my feet in a number of years.

The happiest recent event is: When we picked out our puppy! And then, when we picked out Jill’s puppy!

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My current annoyance is: That Jimmy was dumb enough to leave the house this morning without his cell phone. Especially stupid since he’s traveling! Penis.

I have a hard time understanding: Italian accents. I know, an Italian who can’t understand an Italian accent. Go figure.

There's this girl who I know: Who is the stupidest best sister a girl could ever have.

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The thing I want to buy is: Furniture!

Most recent thing I've bought myself: Really cute plaid shoes. Go ahead, laugh. See if I care!

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What was the last thing someone bought for you: No one every buys me anything! Nobody loves me! Oh wait… my parents bought us a fire pit.

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My middle name is: Jennifer

In the morning: The only thing that gets me out of bed is knowing that coffee is waiting for me downstairs.

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Last night I was: Would you believe I don’t remember what I did last night?

Tomorrow I am: Hopefully doing some cleaning.

Until next time, Tiney :o )

36 "Sister" Lovin' Friends Said:

  • Stephanie

    Can't decide which I love more. The shoes? Or the fact that you called your husband a "penis". Simply cannot make up my mind.

  • Diane @ Four Paws and Co

    Justine Jennifer, you are just too funny there lady! ☺

  • Anonymous

    hee hee u called Jimmy a penis!

    Kiki says very cute shoes!!

  • ~Mary

    I love your plaid shoes! Very cute and summery!

  • roy/elisabeth dean

    Well heck, I hardly KNOW you and I knew most of those (except the kinky hairdresser voyerism thing) ( and the green plaid shoes...cute!)
    FYI, when I get really nervous, I talk like a yankee! Go figure...I'm from ALABAMA!
    Have a good evening~

  • AndreaLeigh

    When I look down: I realize I haven’t seen my feet in a number of years.

    haha! me too!

  • Tootsie

    does the penis...oops I mean Jimmy read your blog?????? ROFLMAO!

  • Picket

    Hey girl...blogger will not let me click on your blog address and come here...I have to find your name on someone else post and hitch a ride over here! lol I didn't know your middle name was Jennifer..that is baby girl's name...I guess I have to love you alittle more for that!

    I loved the post you did before this one girl...My heart and prayers are with that sweet family and that baby...

    can't wait to you bring your furbaby home...are you gonna buy her a pink blankie and a new outfit to come home in...well she will be your new baby you know! My mom once had a puppy that had his own blankie and a baby rattler...course he loved running thru the house at 1:00 in the morning with the rattler and that was always a moment of entertainment for me & sister to be awaken by lights being flipped on and seeing daddy running thru the house in his boxers chasing the little thing threatening to end his life if he didn't drop that rattler...oh sorry we might not have known each other well enough to share that story...just erase those images from your eyes!

  • Beckie

    I think calling your hubby a penis was a big hit because I can't stop giggling at the fact that you did that! LoL.

  • Jill

    Yup Jimmy is a penis! See once again, I am all over your post. You just can't get enough of me! I got it.. You want to be me! SIKE! LMBAO!

    You figure out what the b means.. ?!

  • Swirl Girl

    laughing full on here!!

  • Lindsay-ann

    Hi Justine
    We are both winners on Lori's blog. I agree with you we are very lucky girls. Congrats to you too.
    Are you in Florida?
    I am going there in 10 days. I am sooooooooo excited.

  • Dina

    ok this is great i may have to steal it today...and it took me from sept-mar to knit those damn lizards!!

  • Rachelle

    Great meme! And I did laugh at the plaid shoes ~ but only for a second! :) Thanks for not showing us your nostril scar tissue! lol And I'll trade you middle names ~ I have to live with Louise.

  • Susan S.

    Thanks for making me laugh this morning....you're a hoot!

    LOVE the new shoes...tres chic!

  • xinex

    Yep! Your blog is a good read every morning. Gives me a good laugh and wakes me up...LOL!...Christine

  • Life on Bonnie Lane

    Roflmao! I also loved that you called him a Penis. Obviously where his brain was at the moment. I do love the shoes though, they are cool!

    A friend of mine always asks if I am talking to "Cock" when we are talking on Yahoo and I don't answer right away, lol. You reminded me of her when you said that.


  • Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)

    Love it!! So much fun learning new crap about you...(snicker!) Cute shoes! My hubby always forgets his cell phone whenever he travels, too...or forgets to charge it up... :)

  • Ginger

    Funny blog!!! I like your middle name, it sounds good together.
    I can't wait until you bring your new pup home and we get to see her.
    Do you love it when Jimmy travels, so you can have the house to yourself?

  • Raxx - A day in the life

    Justine this gave me the snickers!! i love your new shoes too!

    Sometimes after reading your posts I think 'awww she really loves her Jimmy' and then I think 'nah'!!

  • Amy

    Girl.. I hate when I am soooo.. wrong!
    Forgot his phone?... MEN!
    Coffee makes my morning too!
    That was SOME cold sore.. ouch!
    LOVE the plaid shoes, I would so wear those.
    Fire pits are the best!
    Clean tomorrow.. nah....

    Amy ;)

  • Amy

    Grabbed your button too dar'lin!

  • Shannon

    Oh, I lurve those plaid shoes! Where'd you get 'em?

  • Jason, as himself

    I like it! I may copy.

    The coldsore blocked your entire nostril? Or was that part "psyche!" also?

  • Shauna

    Jill sent me over to visit you! And I am glad I did! Great blog :)

  • santamaker

    The more I get to know ya, the more I love ya!
    Cute shoes, by the way.

  • Lori

    I love the shoes!!! Those are very cool.

  • aimee

    I love your plaid shoes! Where did you get those?!

  • nikkicrumpet

    HEY!!! You can take a picture of that scar tissue up your nose for the next "what the hell is it?" And I think the shoes are cute!
    And I too wish we lived next door to each other. I'd be 3 freaking sizes smaller from all the calories I'd lose either laughing (I hear it's good exercise) or spitting out my food while laughing! You know we'd both end up getting kicked out of the neighborhood..but it would be worth it!

  • ~♥~ Monica S

    HEy that was cool!!! :-)

    have fun!

  • Happy To Be

    Justine girl you are just too funny...and my granddaughter has tose shoes and just love them..I love ya girl you make this old lady laugh thanks...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

  • kiakai / Kelly

    Hey Justine, Cute post... and cute shoes! I need some of those. Would it be plaid overload to wear them with plaid shorts? lol. I posted my experience with the HOA. I started a journal blog. The post is in there. I put 'link' pictures back and forth on each of my 2 blogs. Thanks for stopping by.
    wibbit wibbit reminds me of my favorite joke.
    What does a Horny Toad say?...
    Rubbit, Rubbit, Rubbit. :D

  • Reeni

    Aww, such cute puppies. I like your shoes, perfect for Spring. I got the book and started reading last night. I'm a couple of chapters in and so far so good. I'll let you know what I think when I finish. Thanks again!

  • Lisa (aka) French

    I think the plaid shoes are super cute!! and I am totally jealous of the relationship you have with your crazy sister;) Hugs French xoxo

  • SchmeckyGirl

    Iiiiiintersting. Cold sore in nose? I'm not sure I've ever heard that.

    I think your shoes are cute!


  • Michael

    LOL @ the kinky hair stylists...you tease!