That’s right! It’s my blog’s 200th anniversary and it’s time to par-TAY and get jiggy with the mystery giveaway!!!
So who’s up for a little celebrating?
I’m pulling out all the stops for this one! There are fireworks overhead for your viewing pleasure, but first things first.
First we must all don our beautiful tiaras. I had them flown in from Manhattan’s premier 5th Avenue jeweler, Harry Winston. And yes boys, you too have to wear them, but something tells me my boys won’t mind too much.
At the bar we have case upon case of Cristal.
Made-to-order omelets. Be daring and pile in as many fattening ingredients as you can. Because during a bicentennial celebration, the calories don’t count!
How about some spicy chicken wings? Don’t worry, I have wipes to clean your dainty little
or if you’re Jill, nubby fingers with.
I know Gigi would never forgive me if I didn’t have a bit of Mexican food too, so how about some enchiladas? Since Jimmy’s are the best I’ve ever tasted,
although it chokes me to admit it, I’ve had him prepare them for us.
And not to forget our fur babies, how about some fresh-from-the-butcher T-Bone steaks?
But where is our dessert, you ask? Well, right here!
Chocolate covered strawberries…
And for the puppies, we have a selection of gourmet dog cookies!
I guess you’re wondering, “So what IS the giveaway prize?”
Well now, you know I wouldn’t be acting true to myself if I made this easy on you. Remember, I’m calling this a mystery giveaway, and for good reason.
‘Cause I’m not gonna tell you what you get if you win! Bwaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa! That’s my version of an evil laugh, by the way.
I will give you a photographic hint though. Because hey, I’m fair like that.
So while all of you get your drink on and stuff yourselves silly, I’m going to turn this over to Strudel to outline the rules of this mysterious giveaway. Over to you, Strudel baby!
Yo yo yo, my bloggy peeps! It’s Strudel here, or as Mommy likes to call me, “Strudely Doodley”. How lame is that?
So yeah, Mommy wants me to outline the rules. Why do we have to have rules? I think we should just play and have fun, maybe lick ourselves a bit…
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me and my ill-mannered puppy ways! Fine, back to the rules.
Mommy says you can get multiple entries (am I the only one who thinks that sounds kinky?) by doing the following:
- Leave a comment on this post and you get one entry.
- Leave a comment on this post, and become a follower and you get another entry.
- Leave a comment on this post, become a follower, and add Mommy to your blog roll and you’ll get two more entries!(Mommy says that being on someone’s blog roll is way more important than having followers, ‘cause followers don’t always come back.)
- Leave a comment on this post, become a follower, put Mommy on your blog roll and do a post about her Mystery Giveaway, linking back to her, and you’ll get an additional three entries!
Wow, if I counted on my paws correctly, that’s 7 chances you’ll have to win! But make sure you tell Mommy in your comment which of these things you’re going to do for entries, or else she won’t be able to keep up. She’s not smart like us retrievers.
That’s it. I’m all done in. This was hard work for a young pup, believe me you! A bit of
self gratification grooming, and then it’s ni-night for me!
Thanks girl! You did a great job! But really, was that licking yourself thing really necessary? I have some readers with very fine sensibilities.
Jill! Step away from the cheesecake and stop flirting with Artie! You’re not his type! When you grow a penis then you can flirt with him, okay?
Jill already has a penis. A pink one. I’ve seen it! Really, I’m not lying! You’re not even eligible for this giveaway, so what the hell are you doing here? And give me back that tiara!
So everyone, this is it. The giveaway will end on Saturday, 4-18, at midnight and I will post the winner’s name the following day. Good luck!!! Remember to let me know in your comment what you’re willing to
whore yourself do to get multiple entries!
It’s been groovy peeps, but I may have drunk too much of that Cristal.
Pssst! If you love me, you might love my sister more. Go visit her at Jill's Believe it or Not, and tell her I sent you!