Hello, Florida? Tiney here. Although you're known as the Sunshine State--the place Northerners, or Snow Birds, if you will, flock to during the winter months, for some much needed sunshine and warmth, I must tell you that when I awoke a short time ago, I thought perhaps I had woken up in South Dakota. Do you think that maybe, just possibly, you could turn up the heat? Just a tad. Ya know, just enough so that I don't have to bend down and pick up my cracked-off, frozen nipples from the ground?
Tiney, of the frozen tundra