Ode To a Flea
by Strudel Oko
I'm sorry 'bout the kitchen floor
I apologize for all the gore
Who knew that eating just one flea
Could make a tapeworm grow in me?
I really didn't mind it there
I really was quite unaware
But you saw that worm atop my poop
Made me take pills,
Now my poop is like soup!
I'm sorry that I've messed the yard
And made walking through the grass so very
hard
But can't you see I suffer too?
My butt is raw and bleeding from too much poo
I know my farts are loud and foul,
but what can I do?
I'm a slave to my bowel
Don't worry Mommy, this too shall pass
Just be thankful it's not your ass!
Composed by Strudel
&
Typed by Mommy
Strudel Out
Pssst! If you love me, you might love my sister more. Go visit her at Jill's Believe it or Not, and tell her I sent you!
I apologize for all the gore
Who knew that eating just one flea
Could make a tapeworm grow in me?
I really didn't mind it there
I really was quite unaware
But you saw that worm atop my poop
Made me take pills,
Now my poop is like soup!
I'm sorry that I've messed the yard
And made walking through the grass so very
hard
But can't you see I suffer too?
My butt is raw and bleeding from too much poo
I know my farts are loud and foul,
but what can I do?
I'm a slave to my bowel
Don't worry Mommy, this too shall pass
Just be thankful it's not your ass!
Composed by Strudel
&
Typed by Mommy
Strudel Out
Pssst! If you love me, you might love my sister more. Go visit her at Jill's Believe it or Not, and tell her I sent you!
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Oh poor baby.. I love the captions.. I hope he feels better soon atleast for the sake of the yard..
Awwww! Poor Strudel! We had a round of some worm or another go through our pets. NOT FUN.
First I really have missed you... Thanks for NOT giving up on me.... Second I LOVE Strudel and so sorry he has the BIG GIANT poop worm but it will get better.... Third did I say I missed you??? Love your new photo... You look lovely my dear. Love YA,
(((HUGS)))
Donna
OMG How funny!! You are great at this poem stuff Tiney! Strudal has the cutest smile, get better soon strudaly doodally!!
LOL, your hilarious. I remember when my Bella got tapeworms. YUCK. Those suckers, were HUGE! didn't look like rice, looked like some alien force had grown in her bowels. I wanted to puke. PUKE I SAY! I called the vet, MY Goodness I yelled in the phone, what crawled up her behind and laid eggs? they must be 12" long! Poor Bella, I couldn't hug her either in case, one came squeezing out and made it to ANY opening i had on MY body. I took the high road out. When she'd follow, I'd HIDE.
Nooooooooooooo, go with your daddy. I love you Bella, my little Mozzarella! But your friends, ARE NOT MY FRIENDS..
ppor baby, he is adorable!
LMAO! You've got your hands full with little Strudel!! Poor baby, (not you Tiney) all that pooping must make him soo tired!
Funny poem!
You and Strudel are quite the poets! What a crack up! Sorry about all the yucky pooooooo...watch where you walk!
Oh poor Strudel... hope she's pooping like normal real soon.
Oh Justine that was funny girl..love the poem you wrote..poor fur baby..Hope you have a great weekend my friend...hugs and smiles Gloria..Ps the reason I know so much about antiques is I have a ton of study books on them and been collecting for 30 years..also got taken a few times...also worked in a shop...
POOR Strudel! Our Delilah had worms too when I took her to the vet....the medicine is awful! I feel worse for her now because I didn't write her a poem! I wasn't paying that much attention to what she was saying to me.....I thought she was just bitchin', I had no idea there was a little Shakespeare going on there!
You're a good Mommy!
Make it a Great Day~
♥,Lilly
You and your mommy brighten my day, Strudel!
No more eating flea, ok?
Oh NO!!!! poor little thing!!! I can't believe how cute that face is...I love your fur baby!
have a great weekend Justine. we are gone camping...at least until that foot of SNOW we are expecting shows up! lol
the snow is forecasted for Monday...and we are only a few moments from home (so I can do my plants in the greenhouse daily...in and out...in and out...)
have a great weekend. It is the long weekend for us here...is it for you? or is yours next week?
Strudel baby, I feel your pain. Not that I've had worms, but I've had the pooping thing going on.
Please leave your mommy's favorite chair alone though...remember who feeds you.
No Justine you cannot fertilize seedlings, they are too tender and will be damaged, according to tootsie you must wait until their secondary leaves appear and they get hardier!
I want to see your seedlings, what did you plant?
hahahaha...Smile or Gas?!?! hahahaha You are outrageously funny! =D **hugs**
Great poem! Poor Struedel! Did the vet give you the lecture on the monthly flea preventive? Don't forget the heartworm preventive too! You're in big time heart worm country. ☺♥☺ Diane
LOL, I think you have an unhealthy obsession with POO!
Hope your POOPY is better soon!
Buffie
Hi girlie! I'm missin' you! Your place looks different but cute! And Strudel is growing by leaps and bounds. Happy Friday, my friend. :)
Anonymous? Who are youuuuuuuuu?????
Poor Strudel and mommy too. Cleaning up the mess isn't much fun but you gotta love that cute little puppy face! Get better soon, Strudel.
LOL! So funny and poor baby! Quite a good pooper poet too...Christine
Ewwwww, I hope he didn't do any of that in the house! If so, you know I sympathize as I was scrubbing pooh out of the carpet a few weeks ago. Hope Strudely Doodly is all better!
You can sure tell she is getting bigger!
Kady
Cute springy blog design! Poor Strudel, I hope she's feeling better; and I LOVE your poem! You should give a copy to your vet with a picture of Strudel!
There is a god! You changed your blog! Woohoo!!!
Aw poor Strudel Doodle. But gross. All of it. lol. Cute poem Strudel, you are very talented.... but gross. Your mommy must be rubbing off on you with all this talk about poop.
OMG, this post is hilarious. Not what she is going through though. Poor baby! Hope this gets cleared up really soon.
Kiki
OK, twice in one day I have heard the word "tape worm" and now I'm going to be paranoid.
Poor Strudel. BUt a raw butt makes her compose beautiful lyrics. lol
You guys can't get the worm now, can you?! CAN YOU?!!
This is the longest, most creative account of one dog's poop problems and parasite issues in the history of dogkind.
I just hate it when the poop won't scoop.
I just hate poop.
Oh man, that's sucky. Poor baby. But at least he entertained himself by penning a fabulous poem about his plight. Good typing, Mom.
Oh, and wibbit, wibbit! I love your new blog design!
Oh you poor thing, LOL. Strudel too!
OH MY HECK...the poem....HAHAHA FLIPPIN HILARIOUS!!! poor poor Strudely doodly OR is that Strudely POOdly
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!
But I feel your pian Strudel. Or, at least my dog Stanley does. He blew half his ass out when an anal gland ruptured. Now THAT sounds painful. We've been calling him half ass. He loves it.
poor puppy.