You all know about the Honest Scrapper award, correct? It's been floating around for quite a while now, and I've just been tagged with it yet again, by Rhea from Texas Word Tangle. I told her I wasn't going to do it because I've already listed 10 honest things about myself about 10 billion times for y'all. But then an idea came to me. An idea so profound, so completely bare-bones honest, that I just had to fly with it. So, here we go, fly with me...
I once boinked on a metal slide in a public neighborhood park. In fairly full view of the highway.
I once boinked on a bench which was on an outdoor deck in a backyard.
I once boinked, half hanging out of a car at the Smith's Point beach parking lot.
I once boinked on a high floor hotel balcony on the beach, with people walking below, totally unaware. At least, I think they were unaware.
I once boinked in a neighbor's jacuzzi while they were away on vacation and we were dog sitting. We later told them to add extra chlorine.
I once boinked loud enough that my next door neighbor thought she heard a wild animal in the woods behind our houses. And then told my parents the story during a family birthday party. She was drunk. Unfortunately, I was not.
I once boinked in a bed that was so infested with fleas you could see them bouncing all over the place. No, it was not my bed, thank goodness!
I have not boinked since the since the year of our Lord, two thousand and seven.
I once had a lot of Froggy Bloggy followers, but figure after this post it's going to be questionable.