Before I even begin this post, I must ask you, no... beg you... NO... IMPLORE you, to first go here and read Jill's blog post called IF. Because if you don't, this won't make nearly as much sense. Not that a blog of this nature could ever make sense, but hey, it's just how us sistas roll. Now go ahead and read. I'll wait.
Okay, I'm assuming that you respected my wishes and read Jill's post, so let us continue. I just bet that my dear
Anyway, Jill had these questions about how her life would be different if I wasn't in it. I guess I should give her a rebuttal, huh?
If I never had my head smashed by an Aquanet bottle would my life be different?
If I could just have one conversation on the phone with her and not hear her clear her throat after every other word?
If I could just talk to her on the phone and not read the same exact conversation later in an email that she addressed to me?
If I was able to get just one word in edgewise while she is watching an episode of Ghost Hunters?
If I could only get her to wear depends so she doesn't have to change her pants after every laugh attack?
If she was able to sit down at a restaurant and actually say she likes what she's eating?
If she could actually put her decorating sense into good use in her own house?
If she could buy enough panties that she doesn't have to show up for a school show with out wearing any?
If I would have had a normal sister???????????????
1. You must put up a post that includes a link to my post about this award.
2. You must name the 5 most embarrassing fart moments you have ever had.
3. You must give 3 people an award for something unique you know about them.
4. Name five foods that cause you the most gas.