I guess I'm just a flake, eh?
Anyhoodle, it's been a long time since you all have gotten a Strudel the Destructo Dog update. If you remember back quite a few months ago I told you I had a box in the closet where I was throwing all of the things Strudel was eating so I could prove to you that yes, she eats everything.
But like so many other things, after a week or so I kind of forgot the box was there, so what I do have now is nothing compared to the real thing.
I give to you, the contents of The Strudel Box, Dum Dum Dum!!
A mish-mosh of many different mangled household and even doggie items.
This used to be Madison's friend, Jordan's, flip-flop.
Note to self: Buy Jordan new flip-flops.
All that is left of my Crocs... just a chewed-up strap. Oh and a pencil. Strudel loves pencils!
She also loves paper of any kind. Paper plates, magazines, textbooks, etc.
Most dogs love to play with tennis balls. Strudel prefers to eat them.
A dog toy isn't really worth her time unless she can rip it apart.
So yeah, anyone want a golden retriever?
I wish I had a picture of what she did to me last night. She was upset that I took a paper towel roll away from her... I mean come on, she was having a great time shredding it, right? So, as soon as I turned my back she bit my ass!!!
Ten minutes later I went to feel the spot because it was stinging. Blood. I was bleeding all over my nightgown from an ass bite!
I then had to stick my tail between my legs and ask Jimmy to apply a bandage.
To my ass.
I'm wondering when, nay, if, Strudel is going to grow out of this biting thing. I mean I know I'm quite hairy, but not so much that she'd mistake my hair for dog fur. Why must she "play" with all of us as if we're part of her pack?
Stru, get the message... I am the alpha bitch in this house. Get it?
Don't fool yourself into thinking this redeems your less than stellar behavior.