But not that rodent. He's just too weird looking.
I'm talking about this rodent...
And she doesn't smell at all.
Try to tell me that's not a face you could love? I'll tell ya what, I love that face. I love this rat!
Unfortunately, she's not mine
until I kill her owners and steal her. Her name is Cheesy and she is Madison's friend's beloved pet. But for the next week, while Cheesy's family is away on vacation, I get to rat-sit!!
Ya know, while the
rats mice are away...
I know you're all thinking I'm some kind of ratshit crazy, but... I adore her. I adore almost all critters, but I especially love ones that will snuggle and cuddle, wrap their tail around you and lick you senseless.
And that's exactly what Cheesy does. She's kind of like a dog, but with a disgustingly scaly tail and little beady eyes.
I think Strudel wants to eat her but we can't have that, no no! So Cheesy is spending time between Mikayla's and Madison's rooms upstairs, with playtime downstairs while Strudel is confined to the bitch cave.
I'm in rat heaven!!!!
Did I mention that I lurvs her?