Stupid Is As Sister Does: What the hell is that?

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Mother Nature? BITE ME!!!

Oh, the injustice of it all. The last time I glanced at the calendar, it told me that we are nearly in the middle of October. Correct me if I'm wrong, but even living in Florida, I do not think it's too much to ask for some autumn-like weather.

I know I cannot expect plummeting temperatures like so much of the rest of the country is experiencing. I know cannot expect a sudden blizzard to overtake the Sunshine State.

But are temperatures competing with the fiery pits of hell really necessary? In the almost-middle of October?

I've heard from so many that they have had to swap out their warm weather clothes for their cold weather clothes. I've heard from so many that they've had to fire up the furnace. This is not fair and I'm going to tell you why. While so many of you are cranking up the thermostat I cannot even turn OFF my air conditioning for fear that my skin will melt right off my skeleton.

This is what my forecast looks like at this very moment. Notice where the arrow is pointing.

Mother Nature is one cruel bitch, which is why I can honestly say I'd like her to kiss my big, fat, white, sweaty ass!!!

Pssst! If you love me, you might love my sister more. Go visit her at Jill's Believe it or Not, and tell her I sent you!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

It’s Time To Play… Tiney’s What the Hell is THAT?

Before we begin the game, I just want to give a great big hug and shout-out to my new friend, Lori, over at Basketball, Gymnastics, and Me. I won her pre-giveaway for her big birthday giveaway in May, and got my box just the other day! Look at the cute stuff she sent!

There was also a really pretty votive holder in the box, but it didn’t make it. Shattered, like my heart. But look! A cute bunny bag, a notepad, a pretty necklace, two holder-less candles and special dog toys just for Strudel! Oh, joyness!

I could tell you that I was sitting upon the potty when I opened the box, and I could tell you that one of bunny’s eyes fell off and I found it down my pants, but you guys don’t want to hear all that, right? So I won’t tell.

Thank you, Lori!!!

Okay, let the games (game) begin! You all know the rules. I post the pictures and you guys have to guess what you’re looking at. The only prize to be won is my undying gratitude for playing. Now no cheating! No looking at other people’s answers, ya hear? Have fun!