Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Where The F*** Is The House??!!??

When Jill moved last year she left behind a childrens' playhouse.

Something kind of like this.



Gianna had been asking after her playhouse recently, so yesterday, Jill called her two friends that own a pickup truck and asked if they could take it from the old house to the new.





No problem!  The two girls lifted it up, loaded it on and took off for Jill's, which is probably a 10-15 minute drive on Interstate 4.





Jill heard them pull up and was making her way through her garage to meet them out front when she heard:




"Where the F*** is the house?  Where the F*** is the house?  How can it not be here?"




Jill met their bewildered faces with a look of shock of her own.




They said they'd loaded it on the truck.




But where is it?




Apparently it pulled one of these while doing 65 mph.







At this point Jill didn't know whether to laugh or cry.  How that heavy house could have blown from the back of that truck is a mystery to me.


What's even more of a mystery is how two women could be so freakin' oblivious that they didn't notice a huge plastic house had blown out of their truck!

*Oh look behind us!  A 50 car pile-up!  I wonder what they hit?  Ooh, what is that?  Holy shit, it's a big plastic house in the middle of the highway!  How'd that get there?  Wait.  Didn't we have a big plastic house in our truck?  Nah, can't be ours.*



You know what I did when Jill told me this story, right?





Oh yeah, I laughed my damn ass off.




Because really.  Who else does this kind of crap happen to other than Jill?




No one!




Jill later called to tell me that the house had been located, and in various pieces along the side of I-4, but seemed to be unbroken.  She wanted to know what I thought the girls should do.




Should they pick up all the pieces and bring them back to Jill?




Again, guess what my answer was.




No, you damn idiot!



Addendum*** Just got off the phone with Jill.  The girls did in fact go back and pick up the pieces.  On the side of the interstate!

Idiots, all of em!
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21 comments:

  1. Liz MaysMay 5, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    No way. No way!!! That's just not possible. Jill is NOT normal!!! ;)

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  2. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    Good God! Does it not stop for that girl.?

    Hugs,
    Chris

    PS, we're in WA now. It's beautiful.

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  3. cindyMay 5, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    Thats hysterical!!!! How could they not notice????

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  4. mommynoodlesMay 5, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    OMW! Too funny and a shame at the same time! Were they blind and deaf that were driving the truck??!! lol

    Natalie,

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  5. Sara's Sweet SurpriseMay 5, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    HAVE NOT ANY OF THESE GIRLS WATCHED
    THE WIZARD OF OZ?!?
    Didn't they anchor it down with something other than dental floss.
    This was h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!

    The good news is...you weren't on the road to greet that 65 mph Fisher Price missal, lol!!

    G

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  6. Rena JonesMay 5, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    LMAO! Now I'm coughing ...

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  7. Bird Shit May 5, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    LOL how did they not notice the house blew out of the truck!!!

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  8. GingerMay 5, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    That is too funny. I'm glad it didn't fly out into someone's car...it didn't, did it? Can you imagine what everyone thought who was following them.

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  9. NurseChessieMay 5, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    I have to say... after living as poor folk for the last few months I have been changed.. and now I must say I TOTALLY woulda went back for all the pieces. Might even do it if it wasn't mine to begin with. LOL Mostly I think Gianna should be glad no one else took it before they got back. LOL

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  10. Jason, as himselfMay 5, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    Yep. Only Jill. And only so her sister could tell her how stupid she is. Even though it wasn't her fault at all. Crazy story!

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  11. niartistMay 6, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    I'm laughing my ass off now. OMG! "Oh, look behind us at that 50 car pile up!" LOL! OMG!

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  12. AndreaLeighMay 6, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    that is so me. seriously, i am so unobservant.

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  13. UnknownMay 6, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    Stupid is as Sister Does...and Sister's Stupid Friends!

    So glad you're back giving us lots of hilarious posts!

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  14. TootsieMay 6, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    boy are they lucky they didn't kill anyone...wow!

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  15. Claremont First WardMay 6, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    I can't believe the didn't notice it flying out either. Guess it goes to show that those houses are made well! :)

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  16. Claremont First WardMay 6, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    I almost forgot......

    Happy Mother's Day!

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  17. AnonymousMay 6, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Oh, Justiney! What are we going to do with you girls! :)

    Be a sweetie,
    shelia ;)

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  18. WendyMay 7, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    OMG! I needed this laugh this evening!
    Wendy

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  19. bjMay 8, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    OMGosh. This is too funny. I'm tellin' ya, Tiney...you could write a best seller just writing about your family.!!
    Glad she got the house back....

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  20. UnknownMay 8, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Seriously, how could they NOT notice that falling off? That is blowing my mind! : )

    Happy Mothers Day tomorrow Justine.

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  21. Stacy UncorkedMay 9, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Only Jill could not notice the house flying off the back of the truck. Gotta love her! ;)

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