And just visited my new friend, Stacy's, blog. She had just visited Ann's blog (I've never met this chick) who is having a Virtual Girl's Night Out party. Well hey, I've been packing, unpacking and cleaning for days on end. I could use a bit of a party! So I hopped on over to Ann's and she's got this cute little word/sentence game going on. She got it from someone else's blog but my eyes are crossing trying to keep all this straight, so screw it.
Anyhoodle (love that... got it from the Sistas at Holy Crappers) here's my sentence:
I did the macarena with an I-Pod in my bathroom, because I'm sexy and do what I want.
Now, I don't own an I-Pod and even if I were going to dance to one if I had it, I certainly wouldn't be doing the macarena. Maybe the Cha Cha Slide, but that's as far as I'll go people. And dammit, if I'm in the bathroom I'm gonna do it naked! That's right! I'll let the fat fly! It's quite liberating to knock yourself out with your own boobies.
I think I'm tripping on Clorox Cleanup.
Anyone wanna volunteer to help me clean 6 bathrooms (between both houses)? No? Well, you suck!
Must take my Cinderella ass back to the hovel. I mean, kitchen.