Hello, Florida? Tiney here. Although you're known as the Sunshine State--the place Northerners, or Snow Birds, if you will, flock to during the winter months, for some much needed sunshine and warmth, I must tell you that when I awoke a short time ago, I thought perhaps I had woken up in South Dakota. Do you think that maybe, just possibly, you could turn up the heat? Just a tad. Ya know, just enough so that I don't have to bend down and pick up my cracked-off, frozen nipples from the ground?
Just askin'.
Thanks Florida.
Sincerely,
Tiney, of the frozen tundra
LOL!!! You just may be as cold as we are here in NJ!! Did you get that nipple email I sent last night? It came to me from Gloria-Happy to be!! The woman is cwaaaaazy! So funny, but I got no responces, I didn't think it was offensive did you?? Of course you didn't!! Whats offensive about a 75 year old with her nipple in her oatmeal?? LOL!! Shut up Sue...
ReplyDeleteToo funny I was thinking the same thing it's the same here frickin cold!!!! I am so ready for summer! Hugs French;) xoxo
ReplyDeleteIt's really cold over here too. 17 just a little north of us.The water kept us a little warmer. It was 32 here. I'm over this winter also.
ReplyDeleteLove Ya,
Chris
It's supposed to be 73 here today. Trust me, you will be rubbing it in my face this summer when I am whining about the heat and humidity.
ReplyDeleteWhoooooaaaaa!!! You better get rid of that crazy sheeeeet by the time I get there! I'm asking for my money back if I come to Florida and get frostbite.
ReplyDeleteYou go get that weather sorted Tiney - you are superwoman are you not?
Hey Tiney, it's durn freakin' cold here in the peach state too! As they, "colder than a witches' tit in a brass bra"...(hey it kinda went along with your theme!)
ReplyDeleteHa! Now you know what it feels like! Do you need me to send you some long underwear?...(The nipple thing made me crack up!). Cindy
ReplyDeleteWelcome to our world !!
ReplyDelete#1
Wibbit wibbit. I'll probably visit you regularly. Just to see what Justine had to say about Jill.
ReplyDeleteYou may be cold but you don't have the snow of Michigan. Stay warm. If you can.
What's with this world?? We haven't got as much snow as we usually do..... this january was GREAT for us.. hardly any snow.. and the temperature has been ok for this time of year!! NOW YOU on the other hand.. get the cold! :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!
Monica
FUNNY Justine, but OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO that means our SUNSHINE STATE 'food produce' will sky-rocket in price. (They always have some da*n excuse for the rising prices here in Canada.)
ReplyDeleteOh I see whats going on here now...I send nipple jokes to sue and she send them to you ha ha!! Now girl that is not cold..we have had snow again this week..and People think all you do in Calif is lay on the beach..bet me!! hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
ReplyDeleteLOL, well at least it's pretty to look at!
ReplyDeleteBuffie ;)
SERIOUSLY?? Are you really complaining about this?? did you know I have like 18inches of snow in my yard from the last 3 weeks?? did you know I got stuck just trying to get in my drive way last week? did you know I did not one, but 2 360's on the highway this week? ummm.. screw you and your Slanket! LOL.
ReplyDeletelove ya! really!
chessie
This has been one heck of a winter.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to see some spring-time temps finally!
Well said 'nurse Chessie' (I cudn't have said it better myself.)
ReplyDeleteLOVE YA TOO JUSTINE....really I do. Hugs -Brenda- ROFLMO
I thought you were from Long Island originally? SUCK IT UP!!
ReplyDeletehaha Yeah Justine "Suck it Up", it looks pretty there and you can always wear a bra. it has been raining here all day in San Fran, what's with this weather?.
ReplyDeleteCracked off, frozen nipples? Oh, that's unpleasant.
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel...I actually had to turn on the heat this morning.
ReplyDeleteLOL..cracked off nipple??? there is something definitely cracked about you woman...but I'm not sure it's your nipple!!!
ReplyDeleteJustine all summer long you want the cold then when it's here you COMPLAIN!!!!! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! I LOVE THE NIPPLEY WEATHER!
ReplyDeleteAnd...I have an award for you...
ReplyDeleteAww cant take a little cold? Says me who can barely tolerate air conditioning! I would love to see how you cope in the snow though.
ReplyDeleteYeah ~ that's what it looks like here in Nebraska too! we are at close to zero some mornings! You get used to it ~ but I agree Florida should be warmer!
ReplyDeleteHi Justiney! There you are all frozen and still being my favorite hoot!! I'm sure it won't be cold long. Chloe Dawn thanks you for seeing her in Pink
ReplyDeleteBe a sweetie,
Shelia :)
Justine...thank girl for coming by and for your prays for Kyra...did you get the pic of her I emailed you the other day?? hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
ReplyDeleteI'm in Detroit, where's in been colder than Russia and Alaska for the majority of the winter. You get no sympathy from me :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like you're gonna be needin' some E6000 premaglue for repairs.
ReplyDeleteNext time to avoid breakage; apply a layer of Pam non stick spray. Then they'll just slide on the ice to the end of the road.
Hope you're thawed out soon!
Sweet Wishes,
Sara
Philly said the exact same thing I was going to say, "welcome to my world!"
ReplyDeleteI will be so glad when winter is over!
Kady
Wow! I am surprised my kids did not tell me how cold it was there.Do you know if it got cold in the Tampa Bay area too?...Christine
ReplyDeleteHey Justine, I knew all those northerners would be complaining about your complaining! That's the way it goes when you live in the south, right? We've had the most unbelievable winds down here, but I can't fuss because my family in Wisconsin will probably say, "Are you kidding me right now??" and honestly, I get that. I know this doesn't compare to a northern winter, but hey, it's all relative. When we were in Florida a few weeks ago we were freezing!!
ReplyDeleteHang in there with your slanket. Ha!
Christine