Angelina Jolie. One Ugly Bitch

What? You don't agree? Well, I've got her here at my house and I'm telling you, she's butt-ugly! She seems to have some kind of dry skin condition, she's losing hair, and the WRINKLES! Oh dear God, it's disgusting. Not only do I have to put up with all that while she's visiting, but she is not the friendliest of girls either. No, she definitely exhibits antisocial tendencies. Spends most of her time sitting in one spot, being rude rude RUDE. And did I mention that she tends to sleep 23 hours out of the day?

Here, if you don't believe me, I took some pics of her today...



See? Bitch even stuck her tongue out at me! TRIED to get her to come out and play, but this is the look I got...


Screw you lady! I don't even know who you ARE!

But I still desperately wanted to make nice with Angelina, so I kept talking to her, begging her to come to Aunt Justiney. Here's what she says to that...


I prefer this here electrical outlet to YOU! Get my MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so the real Angelina Jolie is gorgeous, we all know that. But THIS Angelina Jolie is one ugly looking dog, which honestly? I think makes her that much cuter. But, since we've been dog-sitting her, these are the only positions you'll find her in, and that's when she's awake! She doesn't bark, she doesn't lick, she won't come to you when you call her. The only thing she's good about is that when you snap her leash on, she'll actually move for you. Maybe not in the direction you want her to go, but at least she's moving!

Here I was all excited that we'd get to dog-sit Jimmy's Administrative assistant's cute English Bulldog. And when Destiny brought her over on Sunday the dog was animated and happy. But as soon as Destiny left the house the dog's personality went out the window. Or more accurately, out the door with her Mommy. We're hoping she'll warm up to us. Me and the girls had all wanted to take turns having her in bed with us, but the damn thing is so huge and low to the ground I'm sure we'd have to lift her up, and that's only if she'd let us. I've never seen a lazier dog in my life. Half the time I feel I should be putting a mirror under her nose to see if she's breathing!

Until next time, Justine :o )